Gay Monkeys.....and birds.....and dolphins and.....

Apparently, monkeys are gay! Or so they can be, a bit. Which means obviuosly that they can be bisexual. I just read an article that says male Bonobo monkeys will actually copulate with each other to calm disagreements. Monkeys will show signs of pleasure (as opposed to all those Wild America programs that show copulating animals that look almost bored with the deed).

There is also a story about penguins. Apparently, 2 male penguins seemed to be getting cozy and trying to raise a 'stone' baby! The zookeepers finnally gave up (after introducing females to them that were ignored) and gave them a rejected egg from another couple. The two male penguins raised a cute little penguin baby.

Women get beat for drinking....

A few weeks ago (I just found out) some Shri Ram Sena members ran into a Pub in India and tried to beat any girls there, just for being there.

Shri Ram Sena, means God's army. Or at least one gods, as the Hinduism belief system comprises of many. These guys have decided to be the deliverers of moral justice, whose moral justice? Why whatever they think is right or wrong. And apparently they think girls belong behind a stove, behind walls. They should not be drinking or even be seen outdoors with boys.


I really wonder how many of these 'army' guys go to Bollywood, (yeah, India named their movie industry Bollywood, urg) movies where women cavort in skimpy skimpy 'clothes'. I really think more than the 'outrage' these caveboys feel, it's the fact that they feel like they are doing something with their lives, that they belong in some group that does something, takes action. Whereas before they joined they were doing nothing but watching movies, Bollywood movies, with skimpy skimpy clothing.

On the other hand, of course there are those guys that feel the antiquated way to live would be the best and happiest. They are served on, by, well servants, who would'nt want that? Maybe the girls should have figured that out sooner, get together and whip them boys into the kitchen, for back massages, and whatever else they want....

I think I understand what some of them think, they feel that our society would be less degraded if people went back to the 'gentlemenly & womenly' ways of old. Morals, politeness, no girls giving themselves to easily, no boys trying to make them. But the thing is, why then do the women have to do all the 'work'? Why can't the men just stay inside and out of temptations path? Why not get the Ram Sena people targeting guys and getting them to stop their 'amoral' ways, why target the WOMEN only?!

obama gives Wonder a concert??

President Obama is supposedly going to give Stevie Wonder a concert to honor him. Just wondering but this concert will come out of President Obamas pocket and not mine right? Cause it's not like anyone asked me? And really, is it the presidents job to honor singers and such or is his job something else? Just wondering....

Obama will be presenting Wonder with a Library of Congress award. These awards are for lifetime achievement in many different fields. Stevie Wonder certainly deserves an award for his musical contributions to the world, and just the fact that being blind and being able to do all this is amazing, I look for excuses not to do anything at all.

But the concert part just gave me a bit of 'um' since the nations deficit and money problems are the only thing people talk about, every penny DOES count. Think about it, if all these 'minor' expendatures were added together per year, they'd add up.

Chris Brown should NOT be forgiven

Chris Browns father has come out saying that his son is very remorsful, and very concerned about Rihanna, suuure, of course he is NOW. Now that he has been caught and put into public scrutiny, now that his multimillion dollar deals and contracts may be in jeapardy.

Chris Browns father apparently doesn't want the public to be unforgiving, he thinks 'we all trip, we all have our shortcomings'........wtf?? How is punching a girl with your fists and biting her like a rabid dog, a shortcoming?!!!

The dad went on and on about how Chris Brown loves people (yeah, they pay for his bling-bling), and how he will 'continue to be a good person' , wait, so he WAS a good person when he attacked a defenseless girl?? Violence against women should not be tolerated and not forgiven so quickly so that poor little Chrissy can get back into the studio and pump out more crap.

COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!!

Choco-late cows! Woo Hoo!!

So everybody probably knows by now how cow farts help the destabilization of our atmosphere--no really. Cow farts have methane in them which helps the rise of greehouse gases, which in turn contributes to our current world problem of global warming. For those of you nonbelievers (I know right, how can you NOT see the glaciers melting) just do some looky-looing online.

The amazing part, get ready.........here it comes...........scientists are developing green cows!!!
"That is SO cool" you say
"Yeah, it would be even cooler if they were really green" I reply
"Say, Wha--?" stammers a confused you.

Apparently the cows will be an eco 'green', meaning they will produce less methane than the real cows god/nature created. You will also be soon getting your skim milk from fake cows. Scientists have found a gene that can make lower fat milk squirt out of cows. Kewl.

One scientist in Mountebank, WI is on the verge of developing.........wait for it........chocolate COWS!!! MMMMMMM. These cows will be squirting what I consider to be the real liquid gold, chocolate milk of course! Apparently, this guy has found some gene that converts the butterfat of cows with cocoa bean supplement tabs fed to the cows, into choco-milk!! WooHOO! Hershey's is in talks with this guy......I wonder if they'll do strawberry or bananas?



moun⋅te⋅bank 
 /ˈmaʊntəˌbæŋk/ –noun
1.a person who sells quack medicines, as from a platform in public places, attracting and influencing an audience by tricks, storytelling, etc.
2.any charlatan or quack.–verb (used without object)

I suggest.......

I suggest if you have a shred of dignity left within yourselves, you shall forgoe your $4 Starbucks Latte Frappiato, and fork over that money to the next donation box you see.

Sure. Fine. Whatever. If you don't want to donate to help save the rainforest, fine.
BUT
Geez, put down those $30 pair of shoes (you have 10 just like them in your closet), and fork over that money to a hungry child whose BONES you can see sticking out of his chest.

Hmm, shoes. hugry kid. Hmm. Shoes. Hungry Kid. SO HARD! Can't think!!

OKAY. FINE. For you Scrooges out there..............

(Trumpets Blow) You....yes you(!), can actually donate WITHOUT SPENDING A DIME!!!!
"No Way Dude!" you say.
"Yes. Yes. Dude!" I say.

"There are sites out there where you just click a link, and the websites advertisers donate money for you. No signing up, no giving your info. Just click the link.....and you're done."

Some hungry kid gets some food, and you did'nt even have to .......well you'll have to lift a finger.

Obviously if you can forgo the latte frappiato for ONE hour, you'll feed a kid for a day. Just send the money to the many many donation sites out there.

Or do the click a link thingy. Donate By Just Clicking

Michael Phelps.....does NOT need to apologize

Why did Michael Phelps feel the need to apologize for inhaling thru a bong?? Please, 80% of the US population has tried this stuff at some point in their lives. Second, why apologize to the public, the public, who is comprised of druggies, two-timers, rapists, drunks, liers, cheaters, etc?? Really, should'nt we all be apologizing to each other then? Why does a guy who has worked so hard to get where he is have to apologize for having some fun, it IS HIS LIFE still isn't it? Or has he become the publics whore?