So everybody probably knows by now how cow farts help the destabilization of our atmosphere--no really. Cow farts have methane in them which helps the rise of greehouse gases, which in turn contributes to our current world problem of global warming. For those of you nonbelievers (I know right, how can you NOT see the glaciers melting) just do some looky-looing online.
The amazing part, get ready.........here it comes...........scientists are developing green cows!!!
"That is SO cool" you say
"Yeah, it would be even cooler if they were really green" I reply
"Say, Wha--?" stammers a confused you.
Apparently the cows will be an eco 'green', meaning they will produce less methane than the real cows god/nature created. You will also be soon getting your skim milk from fake cows. Scientists have found a gene that can make lower fat milk squirt out of cows. Kewl.
One scientist in Mountebank, WI is on the verge of developing.........wait for it........chocolate COWS!!! MMMMMMM. These cows will be squirting what I consider to be the real liquid gold, chocolate milk of course! Apparently, this guy has found some gene that converts the butterfat of cows with cocoa bean supplement tabs fed to the cows, into choco-milk!! WooHOO! Hershey's is in talks with this guy......I wonder if they'll do strawberry or bananas?
moun⋅te⋅bank
/ˈmaʊntəˌbæŋk/ –noun
1.a person who sells quack medicines, as from a platform in public places, attracting and influencing an audience by tricks, storytelling, etc.
2.any charlatan or quack.–verb (used without object)
In case you did'nt get it, I was kidding about the choco-cows. The rest is real though--look it up.
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